Thursday, October 29th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Had a bout of roid rage today at the gym….OK well not really but I really need to get this off my chest. The gym that I am a member of seems to have a lot of members that suffer from “I am going to treat this gym like my own house and continue to show disgusting traits like I do at home” syndrome.
So what kind syndrome is this you ask? Well this is when you take your nasty ass sweat filled clothes and dump them in some random spot on the locker room floor. Come on dirtbag, we all pitch in here and I dont fucking want to have to constantly avoid your nasty dirty gym shorts like a landmine field!
So this is bad enough, but I usually just urinate on their dirty nasty snot soaked crap and leave it at that. But today it hit a new level. As I was getting into my locker to get my gym bag, I set my h20 bottle and keys on the bench behind me. Now let me just say here that these are long 6 foot benches, and I am on the very end, and there are three guys in the locker room, one three lockers down from me. So anyways I get my bag out and turn around to grab keys and water bottle when low-and-fucking-behold, assmunch next to me tossed he dirty stinking sweat filled, shit stained underoos on the bench…..and on my fucking keys!
Now its bad enough that this dirtball throws his shit right where others sit…..he threw it on my keys. So what did I do? Pound his face into hamburger? No I didnt. I calmed myself and looked him in the eye and said:
ME: Hey man, your shit is on my keys.
DIRTBAG: Oh crap…so sorry….hehehe
ME: Come on dude, people fucking sit on those benches.
DIRTBAG: Ahh jeeze, I said I was sorry.
OTHERDUDE(laughing his ass off): Fucking sick man, I hate when people litter this place with their nasty clothes.
No shit! Have some gym etiquette people.
OK so roid rage story is over. Actually a good indication that roid rage is a damn myth.
So did biceps and triceps today. Had awesome pumps and felt damn strong. I finnished with a drop-down set on both and felt as though my arms were gonna split right open. I could feel my skin streching to its max. Great feeling.
Ran two miles and walked one for cardio. Nothing exciting.